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*whispers*

“… And here we have the very rare, elusive de-spectacled Salemus Sylvesterus in his natural habitat. Known to panic when caught unawares without his specs, and will react -quite- aggressively when called Sylvester. Let’s see if we can get a bit closer….”

Jericho, you better stop recording before he shatters your phone and gags you.