Headcannon: Jack/Badass!Rhys co-ruling Hyperion (or Atlas). Jack insists on scheduling an interview and photoshoot for a magazine cover (which Rhys wants nothing to do with). Shows up two hours late, covered in blood and proceeds to be as obnoxious as possible to annoy Rhys further. This ends up being the magazine cover, much to Rhys’ horror.

This will likely never be a fic since I don’t write, so I throw it into the void if any authors want to run with it. :3