My actual life as a warlock. Except my fireteam is nice enough to not toss me back off as soon as I actually make those stupid jumps.
(Killy actually used to be a pretty goofy dude until he adopted these twerps.)
You are all weak. I main Warlock and I never have problems jumping. If you know how to do it, Warlocks have the best jump. You just SUCK ASS