All the D1 veterans in my clan: “Who the hell is Master Ives??”

Me, who’s only played 1.5 hours of D1: “OH HE’S THE CRYPTARCH on the Reef from the first one!!”

Them: “OH, ok! Wait…”

Me: “…….. I only know this because FENRIS and I would pay Gideon Emery to sit in a room and talk to me all day long.”