I have to adult and finish taxes and I dun wanna so instead I’m drawing this because the mental image has been stuck in my head for a while after I read @thirtysixsavefiles Fic right here, (I love it) so here you go. Hopefully to clean up and color later.
Headcannon: Jack/Badass!Rhys co-ruling Hyperion (or Atlas). Jack insists on scheduling an interview and photoshoot for a magazine cover (which Rhys wants nothing to do with). Shows up two hours late, covered in blood and proceeds to be as obnoxious as possible to annoy Rhys further. This ends up being the magazine cover, much to Rhys’ horror.
This will likely never be a fic since I don’t write, so I throw it into the void if any authors want to run with it. :3
There goes my shame. Right out the window.
Edit: Finished Version