“Houdini escape artist dog” is the best description for a dog i ever read

This is Lucy. She’s a digger extraordinaire, rips planks off the wood privacy fence, tears through chicken wire and finds weak points in chain link quicker than a Velociraptor in hot pursuit of it’s next meal.  Her main method of survival involves always looking as pathetic as possible at all times so that she can get away with with murder and/or ignoring basic commands.

I love this girl to death, but she’s going to give me a heart attack one day. Thank god our 70lb boy never tries to escape. Though he sure as shit doesn’t alert us when she does, so he’s a guilty accomplice.